Fatflabdanfig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, deceitful hamster.

Fatflabdanfig created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatflabdanfig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatflabdanfig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fatflabdanfig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fatflabdanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.