Migbutkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic mouse.

Migbutkik created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Migbutkik, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Migbutkik, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Migbutkik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Migbutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.