Migbutkik is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic
mouse.
Migbutkik created viruses five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Migbutkik, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Migbutkik, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Migbutkik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Migbutkik's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.