Gadflyleg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, thoughtless chicken.

Gadflyleg created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadflyleg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadflyleg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gadflyleg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gadflyleg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gadflyleg on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing yellow boots and balancing nine silver spheres on your arms.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Gadflyleg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured horses.

5. Do not dye your hair black.