Kam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent goose.

Kam created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kam, he will cry a lot.

Kam's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. Kam loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never chant in the presence of hamsters.

5. Never talk about pigs.