Nursuglat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, strong deer.

Nursuglat created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nursuglat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nursuglat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Nursuglat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nursuglat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.