Ranquillyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident turtle.

Ranquillyik created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranquillyik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranquillyik, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Ranquillyik's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ranquillyik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Ranquillyik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. You must pray to Ranquillyik eight times a day.