Flaghatbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured swan.

Flaghatbus created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flaghatbus, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flaghatbus, it will come to you in dreams.

Flaghatbus' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flaghatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always look after injured snails.

5. Do not jump in public.