Ladbumyim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, self-confident hamster.

Ladbumyim created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Ladbumyim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ladbumyim, he will ignore you.

Ladbumyim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ladbumyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near otters while wearing black dresses and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near goats while wearing red skirts and balancing six titanium spheres on your feet.

5. Always obey Ladbumyim's priests.