Milcemgam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm lizard.

Milcemgam created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Milcemgam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Milcemgam, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Milcemgam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Milcemgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milcemgam.

5. Never skip near hamsters.