Bifsadtad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient chicken.

Bifsadtad created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifsadtad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bifsadtad, he will turn you into a snail.

Bifsadtad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bifsadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.