Farntarptik is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, unthinking
tapir.
Farntarptik created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Farntarptik, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Farntarptik, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Farntarptik's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Farntarptik's Holy Commandments1. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the north.
2. Do not wear zinc on your body.
3. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Always look after injured snakes.