Fodligwat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless lizard.

Fodligwat created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodligwat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fodligwat, he will remove you from existence.

Fodligwat's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fodligwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing purple tights and balancing seven silver spheres on your neck.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Never feed pineapples to swans while wearing red scarves.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Fodligwat's priests.