Nuttort is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring wyrm.

Nuttort created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttort, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttort, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nuttort's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nuttort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill bats.

3. Never paint your hands red.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.