Jadcib Listhappop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful cobra.

Jadcib Listhappop created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadcib Listhappop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadcib Listhappop, he will throw large rocks at you.

Jadcib Listhappop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jadcib Listhappop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near squirrels while wearing red jumpers.