Miptipbissnabzanfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful scorpion.

Miptipbissnabzanfad created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Miptipbissnabzanfad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miptipbissnabzanfad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Miptipbissnabzanfad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Miptipbissnabzanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not covet oxen.