Labzoggabrill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair jellyfish.

Labzoggabrill created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labzoggabrill, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Labzoggabrill, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Labzoggabrill's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Labzoggabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to hamsters while wearing indigo ear rings.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Labzoggabrill in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.