Hombepril is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, awesome lizard.

Hombepril created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombepril, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hombepril, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hombepril's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hombepril's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Put Hombepril first in all things.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if five birds approach from the north.