Jammatham is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, flying troll.

Jammatham created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jammatham, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jammatham, it will turn you into a duck.

Jammatham's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jammatham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not kill whales.