Shavrulhig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving hamster.

Shavrulhig created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrulhig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Shavrulhig, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Shavrulhig's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Shavrulhig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. You must pray to Shavrulhig five times a day.

3. Do not take Shavrulhig's name in vain.

4. Shavrulhig loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.