Yarpfedbap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic dolphin.

Yarpfedbap created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarpfedbap, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarpfedbap, he will be very sad.

Yarpfedbap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yarpfedbap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing red hats and balancing seven zinc spheres on your head.

5. Never jump near shrews.