Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental penguin.

Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back blue.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Nuttarpmob Gofhomlam on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from indigo nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.