Nibwiptin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous wyrm.

Nibwiptin created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibwiptin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nibwiptin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nibwiptin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nibwiptin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nibwiptin.

5. Put Nibwiptin first in all things.