Tamsagcin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty fly.

Tamsagcin created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsagcin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tamsagcin, it will turn you into a rat.

Tamsagcin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tamsagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never mention ants.