Tarminkab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring capybara.

Tarminkab created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarminkab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tarminkab, she will manifest in front of you.

Tarminkab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tarminkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Tarminkab's priests.

3. Never think ill of sick dogs.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.