Binfotcap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Binfotcap created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfotcap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binfotcap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Binfotcap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Binfotcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four doves approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

3. Never think ill of sick eagles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help gulls in need.