Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, effective owl.

Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim, he will turn you into a rock.

Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bissandlitstancubdidzakquim.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always take life seriously.