Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil elephant.

Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. You must pray to Farnbagyik Flowflamyatt Dunfudtar three times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never think about optics.