Nigtunyak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, thoughtless seal.

Nigtunyak created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtunyak, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigtunyak, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nigtunyak's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nigtunyak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.