Meghadcut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful finch.

Meghadcut created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Meghadcut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Meghadcut, it will turn you into a worm.

Meghadcut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Meghadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three squirrels in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never mention tapirs.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.