Wanlabtim is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest dolphin.

Wanlabtim created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanlabtim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wanlabtim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanlabtim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Wanlabtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.