Bigvigsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage salamander.

Bigvigsig created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigvigsig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigvigsig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bigvigsig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Bigvigsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Never sing near tortoises.

5. Always pray immersed in water.