Lentondap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent eagle.

Lentondap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lentondap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lentondap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lentondap's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Lentondap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Do not shave your hands.