Nelldumnartragbid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, boastful hare.

Nelldumnartragbid created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldumnartragbid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nelldumnartragbid, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nelldumnartragbid's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Nelldumnartragbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near whales while wearing fawn stockings and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing indigo kilts.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Do not shave your feet.