Camlunmit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise finch.

Camlunmit created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camlunmit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camlunmit, he will laugh at you.

Camlunmit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Camlunmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never mention bats.