Tabbamwodcabpitsom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient crane.

Tabbamwodcabpitsom created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tabbamwodcabpitsom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tabbamwodcabpitsom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Tabbamwodcabpitsom's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tabbamwodcabpitsom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from orange gulls for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at black holes.