Natlamyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, thoughtless gorilla.

Natlamyarp created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Natlamyarp, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Natlamyarp, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Natlamyarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Natlamyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Put Natlamyarp first in all things.