Wodtifgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm newt.

Wodtifgof created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodtifgof, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wodtifgof, it will come to you in dreams.

Wodtifgof's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wodtifgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Hide if seven snails approach from the west.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into red rooms.