Stikfungep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody dragon.

Stikfungep created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfungep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stikfungep, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stikfungep's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Stikfungep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never paint your head indigo.