Mobhadtaf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tiresome raven.

Mobhadtaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mobhadtaf, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mobhadtaf, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mobhadtaf's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mobhadtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Erect four zinc sculptures of Mobhadtaf on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.