Miltennad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy shark.

Miltennad created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miltennad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miltennad, he will laugh at you.

Miltennad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Miltennad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.