Dadgetlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident meerkat.

Dadgetlarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadgetlarg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dadgetlarg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dadgetlarg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dadgetlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dadgetlarg.

5. Never pour water over plants.