Weefoss is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless mouse.

Weefoss created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weefoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weefoss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Weefoss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Weefoss' Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Weefoss.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not take Weefoss' name in vain.

4. Never paint your neck green.

5. Pray towards the north.