Weefoss is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless
mouse.
Weefoss created gold two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weefoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Weefoss, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Weefoss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Weefoss' Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Weefoss.
2. Never mention turtles.
3. Do not take Weefoss' name in vain.
4. Never paint your neck green.
5. Pray towards the north.