Honmutlog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered jackal.

Honmutlog created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honmutlog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Honmutlog, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Honmutlog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Honmutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Honmutlog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Honmutlog in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed melons to ducks while wearing scarves.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near porpoises while wearing gray tights.