Sagfloweg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish crane.

Sagfloweg created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagfloweg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sagfloweg, she will turn you into a dog.

Sagfloweg's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Sagfloweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near moths while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.