Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, loving fly.

Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss' most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of hamsters.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wodcedgofbonnadyikbutfoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into orange rooms.
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