Flowyikhud is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional coyote.

Flowyikhud created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowyikhud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowyikhud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flowyikhud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flowyikhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Flowyikhud first in all things.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never chant in holy places.