Fitcitab is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful
squirrel.
Fitcitab created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitcitab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fitcitab, it will turn you into a slug.
Fitcitab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Fitcitab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never hurt geese.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Always help horses in need.
5. Never eat spinach.