Cemmipbass is a god.
It takes the form of a large, weak
spider.
Cemmipbass created an atom eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cemmipbass, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Cemmipbass, it will think nothing of it.
Cemmipbass' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Cemmipbass' Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of goats.
2. Do not jump in public.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never talk about cell theory.
5. Never eat cherries.