Capfommad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awesome lizard.

Capfommad created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capfommad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Capfommad, she will turn you into a plant.

Capfommad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Capfommad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always obey Capfommad's priests.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never go into red rooms.
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