Vagarnyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent chicken.

Vagarnyatt created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagarnyatt, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vagarnyatt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vagarnyatt's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Vagarnyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Vagarnyatt's name in vain.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the east.
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